ATTENTION BUSY DADS WHO WANT TO DITCH THE DAD BOD
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Even without 4am workouts or nasty shot side effects
Dear Dad,
I get it.
Losing weight and maintaining it is hard. Really f*cking hard.
You’re probably worried that your fit-friends will talk shit about your beer gut or muffin top.
Or how your wife secretly wishes you’d lose a few extra pounds to look more like the man she married.
As you begin to worry about the upcoming pool party or beach vacation surrounded by all those people.
And to top it all off, every fitness guru is telling you to cut carbs, stick to the “carnivore diet,” or just go on a GLP-1 and deal with the nasty side effects.
OMG!
Should I order a burger and just throw the bun away?
Eat salads for the next few weeks.
Cut out carbs.
Wake up at 4am just to workout and then crash at 7pm, missing time with my family?
Ask my wife or my sister for advice?
What about those GLP-1 shots? Should I pay hundreds of dollars per month just to lose weight, along with my appetite, and feel like shit?…
Only to gain it all back once I stop?
*someone please give me papercuts between my toes and dip them in lemon juice*
Look, most dads have a case of shiny object syndrome when it comes to losing weight or trying to maintain.
Mix that with a hefty scoop of ADD…and a sprinkle of “I’ll just skip my next meal.”
And they end up doing a little bit of this and a little bit of that.
Soon, they say f*ck it and give up, believing that losing weight is too difficult, too much work, and too time-consuming.
So they just accept the fact that they’ll always be fluffy and that it’s just “part of getting older.”
I call that sort of thinking a mission failure.
And when missions fail, bad things happen.
Your health plummets. You accept the feeling of being tired and exhausted every day as “normal.” And it’s just too difficult with work and a family.
But you’re reading this right now because you know there’s a better way.
Your health and fitness levels aren’t where you want them to be. And maybe even your life, your job, or your relationship with your wife.
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Not feel completely tanked at 6pm.
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Feel confident in the bedroom again.
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Be proud that your child has the
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